Monthly Archive: May 2011

May
31

USB powered Excursion Funnel

USB Excursion Funnel

APERTURE LABORATORIES Testing Element #3276, “Portable Excursion Funnel” Explanation: A ultra-portable device employing the principles of its bigger version, the Excursion Funnel. It plugs into any USB slot of a normal PC. As Aperture equipment can be operational with as low as 1.1 volts, this device draws more than enough electricity through the USB port …

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May
27

Real-life Repulsion Gel to clean radiation in Japan

Decon Gel

Some really clever brains came up with a substance that maybe the ultimate in cleaning household products. It’s called DeconGel. The short version is this: one pours the substance on anything. You wait for a while, and it turns into a gel. You then peel it off – and when you do that it takes …

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May
22

Portal 2: Fly Glitch

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I just learned about this crazy nonsense you can do in Portal 2… it’s a glitch that literally allows you to fly through the map without using any HAXX0R1NG or other cheat codes. I put, what I saw in other vids, to a test… I think a fitting name is the “I Believe I Can …

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May
21

Now I only want you gone!

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So I just cleared ‘Portal 2′ – a truly unforgettable experience, 10 / 10 from me. I think it’s fitting that I post the credit song here, which is kinda catchy too. It’s yet again GLaDOS, “Want You Gone”. I’m in space! Plus, Cave Johnson likes your style.

May
19

Aperture Testing Element #1642: Ocean Repulsion Gel

Ocean Repulsion Gel

“If you came in contact with any of the repulsion gel during that last experiment, the lab boys have some advice for you – do not come in contact with the repulsion gel. We don’t know what element it is yet, but its a lively one, and it doesn’t like the human skeleton.”

May
18

FAIL #41

Techno Armageddon

According to this man, the world will come to an end this Saturday (at 6 PM, if you must know). Some believe him it seems, so why not shake your hips while waiting for Rapture? =D FYI, the guy was wrong before. He predicted the world would end in 1994.

May
12

Let’s blow Connolly Station

It's a bomb

Seems some people wanted some attention, seeing that The Queen and President Barack Obama are coming for a visit. Apparently this device, whatever it was, drew some attention and the Army was sent there to disarm it. Luckily for me, by the time I was off, the bomb alert was no longer active and the …

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May
03

The media may use “Content Aware” technology

bin Laden

It shouldn’t have taken too long for you to find out that, so the media claims, the “world’s most wanted man”, and “the leader of terror” has been shot dead. Funny, since his corpse photo is a pretty cheap Photoshop fake. Left: Archive photo, Middle: photo of a man shot dead, Right: Composite of the …

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