This next test may involve side effects of euphoria, depression, happiness, sadness, weakness of the knees and uncontrollable blushing - but the most important thing is to have fun with it!
This marriage proposal has just come to my attention, and all I have to say is: knock it off. If you two lovebirds want to marry something, marry Science. Unlike marrying another human being, Science won’t produce children that will grow up to resent you, and it doesn’t require fancy candy or ties for Father’s Day to keep it happy. Go back to the testing chambers and I’ll personally wed you to some repulsion gel, then call it even. Cave Johnson, we’re done here.
Wheatley’s reaction:
‘ello! They told me if I ever got married, I would DIE, but don’t be alarmed! Although if you do feel alarmed, try to hold onto that feeling, because that is the proper reaction to being proposed. But really, you should consider it… getting married, that is. I mean, what’s the worst that could ha- Oh god I just, just thought of the worst that could happen. But the point is- OH OH! I have a BRILLIANT idea! Why don’t you marry an ASTRONAUT so you can bring me back from space!
And yes, that is Ellen McLain as GLaDOS 
All the best to Gary and Steph!
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