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Oct
18

Aperture investment opportunity: Quantum Levitation

Cave Johnson here! We got a bit bored of quantum tunneling, so we thought we’d give levitation a try. Turns out the lab boys have gotten quite good at it. We’re not gonna release this stuff until it’s damn and well ready. The lab boys also told me that we’re now trying to combine this with Portals. We’ll let you know when those tests start.

OMGWTFHOLYSHITSHOESBATMAN




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