FAIL

this time it really can’t be helped.

There is this EVE player, in-game he uses the alias “Daniel Jackson”. I’m not sure if there’s something wrong with him… Anyways. I’m going to show you something so above and beyond the worst FAIL tags known to man, I have to blog it.

First one. Last year, the makers of EVE (CCP Games) made a funny music video for the players of EVE, and ironically called the fictional music group “Permaband” (-> “permanently banned from the forums”). The song was called “HTFU” (Harden The F*** Up). You can see the whole work of WIN over at YouTube. So that you have an idea what the next thing is about.

“Daniel Jackson” posts THIS response:

There is little that can be said other than /facepalm… if you have any other suggestions, please let me know.

BUT! If this hasn’t made you lose faith in humanity yet, I’ll try again.

Here he ‘sings’ “Move Your Dead Bones” by Dr. Reanimator.

Your faith in humanity crumbling yet? No? Okay. Then I have to try my hardest If there EVER was a video, where after watching it, I want the world to end, the one below would be it. Not sure which song it is but I believe it to be from an anime I don’t know (yet).

If this still hasn’t shattered your image of reality, you’re free to check out his YouTube channel.

You know, in EVE, my char is called “Dan O’Connor”. And there was this guy I had some history with. In those occassions he was, well, harassing me in a public chatroom for decisions I had made. Let’s leave it at that.

However, harassing me in his character Bio is crossing the line and has therefore now been reported as such.

FYI, you stupid little british piss, there were witnesses at the murder attempt.

CAPTAIN’S LOG, SUPPPLEMENTAL

He has changed his Bio completely. Apparently the petition I filed against him had an effect. This is now visible (11/06/10).