SE51.net » FAIL http://www.se51.net Mon, 30 Jan 2012 12:07:50 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2 FAIL #49 http://www.se51.net/2012/01/27/fail-49/ http://www.se51.net/2012/01/27/fail-49/#comments Fri, 27 Jan 2012 11:46:07 +0000 SystemError51 http://www.se51.net/?p=2328




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STALEMATE DETECTED




]]> http://www.se51.net/2011/12/08/fail-47/feed/ 0 FAIL #46 http://www.se51.net/2011/10/21/fail-46/ http://www.se51.net/2011/10/21/fail-46/#comments Fri, 21 Oct 2011 15:54:41 +0000 SystemError51 http://www.se51.net/?p=2208 Just because it’s Friday, it doesn’t mean that it requires lowering my IQ by about 100 points. This flew into our business mailboxes today.



WHAT




]]> http://www.se51.net/2011/10/21/fail-46/feed/ 0 You know what, Google? http://www.se51.net/2011/10/16/you-know-what-google/ http://www.se51.net/2011/10/16/you-know-what-google/#comments Sun, 16 Oct 2011 20:20:14 +0000 SystemError51 http://www.se51.net/?p=2199

Continue reading »]]> Something interesting flew into my inbox today:


From: YouTube [mailto:no_reply@youtube.com]
Sent: 16 October 2011 05:05
To: SystemError51
Subject: Invitation to earn revenue from your YouTube videos

Dear SystemError51,

Your YouTube account SystemError51 might be eligible to earn revenue from the playbacks of your videos.
Making money from your video is easy. Here’s how it works: First sign in to your YouTube account. Then, review and complete the steps outlined here: http://www.youtube.com/account_monetization?feature=ieqe .

If your account is enabled, we may place ads next to the videos that you submit for monetisation. You will earn a share of the revenue from the ads, as long as you meet the programme requirements.

Thanks and good luck!
The YouTube Team
© 2011 YouTube, LLC
901 Cherry Ave, San Bruno, CA 94066


Well, let me put it this way. You fired me, then literally ordered me out of the building after you knew in advance that I had a dentist appointment in my last week with you. You ordered me out when I returned from my appointment, two teeth taken out, a pretty huge hole in my mouth, bleeding as hell. I could not say anything – figuratively, and literally. Ah yes, I was on my bike, and it was raining that day, too.

So why don’t you just keep your goddamn bribe money, hmm? I am not helping you making money. Neither am I interested in the sweet-talked 2 or something percent of the revenue. A’ight?




]]> http://www.se51.net/2011/10/16/you-know-what-google/feed/ 0 WIN: Windows 8 License Terms http://www.se51.net/2011/09/19/win-windows-8-license-terms/ http://www.se51.net/2011/09/19/win-windows-8-license-terms/#comments Mon, 19 Sep 2011 10:46:40 +0000 SystemError51 http://www.se51.net/?p=2145




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]]> http://www.se51.net/2011/08/29/fail-44/feed/ 0 Spartans! Tonight! We learn! IN HELL!! http://www.se51.net/2011/08/04/spartans-tonight-learn-hell/ http://www.se51.net/2011/08/04/spartans-tonight-learn-hell/#comments Thu, 04 Aug 2011 15:37:41 +0000 SystemError51 http://www.se51.net/?p=1879




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You could have made any game. Any. Game. And what do you throw out there?

The title of the game speaks a thousand volumes on its own, but I’m not sure I’d hurl out 70 goddamn Euro for that!!




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