Posted on January 15, 2008 at 10:24 am

Possible resolutions for the slogan rumor

As you know, Apple has put up banners at Macworld, and now on Apple.com, stating “There’s something in the air”.

After discussing what this could actually mean, we have come up with these possible resolutions:

- Like already captioned in the image below, Steve will ask for Phil Collins to take the stage and accompany him through certain parts of the keynote, announcing that he is indeed coming to iTunes. First song available without DRM protection is obviously “In The Air Tonight”.

- Steve is aware of the ‘Inconvenient Truth’ and as a special guest he brings in Al Gore to the show, who then talks to the people about Apple’s new partnership in politics to invent iAir ™, and thus removing global warming issues. Alongside the announcement of iAir ™ comes a new device, Airport Blaster, which sucks in old air, and returns upgraded iAir ™ which has no pollution. iAir is so incredible, it cannot even be polluted even if someone tried really, really hard. Alongside these announcements, Steve is gonna introduce a new user interface for the Airport Blaster, named Multi-Breath ™.

- Very simple: Steve is gonna let one rip on stage. A loud one.

Well, on the more serious side of life, Apple Insider reports that Wired claims to have learned about details of the so-called MacBook Air.

Just wait and see, people, wait and see.

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